Sup, fools! Electron of Disaster Labs is back with...Disaster Labs! By himself. Well, kind of! Housemaster is living rent-free in my head ever since Paul decided being Misteroo wasn't for him anymore.
Now, you might be asking yourself: What does it mean? Is Arfenhouse coming back?
I, Electron, of Disaster Labs, gone but not forgotten until this very day, am going to resurrect Arfenhouse. On Steam.
Again! You bet! Your ass! I am! That's right! Arfenhouse is getting remade for our glorious 2020's, complete with a brand new series of decades to make satire on! It's been 20 years, and I have been pining for the last three in that time to bring everyone's favorite bread-head and his insane cohorts back into the spotlight!
Ultimately, this is a solo effort, so I expect it to take a LOT of time. As for the rest of you?! Just expect every "woke" piece of trash to raise their hackles and kick the Gamergate 2 Engine into overdrive by dint of my desires!
I fear no cancel pig and their empty death threats. I could dox myself to any fool daring enough to make that kind of threat. I'll thumb my nose at them.
Actual credit. Moolah. Dinero. Money.
If attempting to make money is going to grab the ire of cancel culture, then they too are a target of the attack satire that Arfenhouse is, always has been, and will continue to be. I know my roots, and I will know my audience. "Social justice" ain't it, fam. If you are here, and you have kept reading this far, you might actually be someone who is actually woke, rather than the joke that is "woke".